As I stare sceptically at the computer screen, a seemingly benign, almost reassuring, powder blue screen returns my look. A cheeky little bird smiles in my direction as the siren call of the headline lures me in: ‘Share and discover what’s happening right now, anywhere in the world. Sign up now.’
After years of self-assured (not to mention self-important) resistance, I take a deep breath and
click to join the conversation. I’ve entered the world of Twitter.
The registration process is worryingly simple. I answer all the questions truthfully and openly - managing without a hitch until asked for a profile name. Too embarrassed to use anything too close to my real name, I work my way through office nicknames, inside jokes, even previous pet names. All unavailable. I venture into a sports theme: Mrs Lampard? No joy. Mrs F Lampard? Not a chance. As the snickers from the West Ham-supporting finance department reach my ears,
I finally land one: MrsSuperFrankie. Done.
You see, it’s not as if I’m brand new to the social networking scene: I adopted MySpace fairly
early on before eventually abandoning it for Facebook (a sort of online maturing process.).
Something about Twitter though always seemed a bit distasteful. Maybe it was the notorious celebrity followers like Ashton Kutcher or Demi Moore that made it sound so, well, useless.
But it’s moved beyond the merely ego-fueled and inane - businesses are starting to use it as a means of inciting word of mouth, engaging with customers, gathering market research, and
at the end of the day, even selling product. For a somewhat quirky example of this, just look to mobile food outlets (that’s American for ice cream or hot dog vans) that have used the site very
successfully to let patrons know where to find them on any given day (http://news.cnet.co/8301-13577_3-10242185-36.html). A hoard of hungry followers testifies to the power of the medium.
What about more established companies though – or those restricted by the demands of government regulations, such as the pharmaceutical industry? Are they jumping on the
buzzword bandwagon known as social media? My curiosity encourages me to continue on.
A blank profile page with my new name greets me at the end of the registration process.
I scan the screen for clues… What exactly am I meant to do now? I wrack my brain for
companies I remember advertising a link to Twitter. I use the search field and find a local
company I work with fairly regularly and click to ‘follow’ them. Their news filters through
to my home page. Sigh. That seemed to work.
As the clock ticks along and nothing happens, I’m compelled to start searching for co-workers and basically anyone I can think of (do I really not know anyone??), when I receive an email to say that I’m now being followed by the local company I’d instigated contact with. A moment of cold sweat ensues as I realise the email contains my full name in addition to my ‘twitter’ name. I quickly change my personal information before anyone else gets the chance to link my real name with ‘MrsSuperFrankie’. Truthfulness and openness are clearly not always the best policies when operating within the world of Twitter (at least from a personal perspective).
A quick search of the big names in pharma reveals a blue chip list of those already participating: AstraZeneca, Pfizer, GSK. Several clicks later and I’m inundated with their ‘tweets’. Tweets that range from links to press releases to…links to more press releases. Big pharma seem to be using social media in their usual approach to communication: one way. Replies are not posted, off the cuff comments ignored. I appear to have stumbled on a new toy for the PR department.
The one exception is Roche who integrate a large disclaimer into their profile background saying that they basically can’t be responsible for making the content adhere to the laws of every country, so view at your own discretion. Brilliant. Replies are posted, incentives are offered (click to download your own free poster: http://www.nature.com/reviews/posters/p53/index.html) and followers added (3,027 followers currently versus AZ’s 1,244).
So at the end of my first day of Twitter, what have I learned?
1.
You only get out of it what you put in. The most successful businesses who use the medium have dedicated people to constantly answer queries, add incentives and generally interact
2.
You have to be willing to take risks. Get your legal team working on the most comprehensive and vast disclaimer you can find and slap it on your home page for everyone to see. Then get on with using the site as it’s truly meant to be used
3.
Keep moving. By the time you’ve worked this out, the world will be maturing on to the next big thing – the next siren call to connect with the rest of the world. Don’t hesitate - take what you’ve learned and apply it
As for me, I’ve enjoyed my day’s dabble into the world of Twitter, but can’t say I’m ready to become a true Twitter-er. I’d recommend that any other Twitter sceptics out there give it a try though - just don’t be too hasty when choosing your profile name. Next up on my original list of names was MrsJohnTerry.